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Thing-Thing Arena 3: Artifact 19 glitch EXLAINED

Posted by TacoRemix - March 17th, 2009


I have been Googling this like crazy and found no answers whatsoever to this question everyone seems to be asking. Well, about 5 minutes ago I figured it out.

First off, your newgrounds achievements don't count torward you getting the artifact 19. Press the P button, and select achievements. It is THESE achievements you need to get. A main reason why you probably got the newground achievement but not the Thing-Thing acheivement was because you didn't die. keep in mind you need to die for any Thing-Thing achievement to register. Exiting the window or leaving to the main menu mid-killing spree cancels any achievements you may have gotten.

"So how do I get my Artifact 19?" you ask. well, look at this guide:

//beretta bonuses

9mm Warrior - 100 (15 kills with 1 Beretta)
Sidearm Focus - 250 (30 kills with 1 Beretta)
Beligerantly Understated - 1000 (50 kills with 1 Beretta)
//dual beretta bonuses

2 Is Better Than 1 - 100 (25 kills with dual Berettas)
Death In Stereo - 250 (50 kills with dual Berettas)
Deciple Of Woo - 1000 (100 kills with dual Berettas)
//magnum bonuses

Handcannon Proficency - 100 (25 kills with the Magnum)
Soar Hands - 250 (50 kills with the Magnum)
Do Ya Feel Lucky? - 1000 (100 kills with the Magnum)
//thompson bonuses

I Let My Gun Do The Talkin, See? - 100 (25 kills with the Thompson)
You'll never take me alive, Coppers! - 250 (50 kills with the Thompson)
Chicago Memoir - 1000 (100 kills with the Thompson)
//glock 18 bonuses

Safe, Semi, KILL - 100 (15 kills with 1 Glock 18)
Spray and pray champ - 250 (30 kills with 1 Glock 18)
Abundance Of Ammunition - 1000 (50 kills with 1 Glock 18)
//dual glock 18 bonuses

Who needs accuracy? - 100 (25 kills with dual Glock 18s)
Wall of fire - 250 (50 kills with dual Glock 18s)
Bullet hose wrangler - 1000 (100 kills with dual Glock 18s)
//lever shotgun bonuses

Kicks like a muel - 100 (15 kills with 1 Lever Shotgun)
short distance engagement - 250 (30 kills with 1 Lever Shotgun)
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger - 1000 (50 kills with 1 Lever Shotgun)
//dual lever shotgun bonuses

Terminated - 100 (25 kills with dual Lever Shotguns)
Even better than a double barrel - 250 (50 kills with dual Lever Shotguns)
Hasta La Vista - 1000 (100 kills with dual Lever Shotguns)
//auto shogun bonuses

Buckshot artist - 100 (25 kills with the Auto Shotgun)
Scattergun master - 250 (50 kills with the Auto Shotgun)
Shotgun Sniper - 1000 (100 kills with the Auto Shotgun)
//rebound shotgun bonuses

On the rebound - 100 (25 kills with the Rebound Shotgun)
Can't miss - 250 (50 kills with the Rebound Shotgun)
Collateral damage - 1000 (100 kills with the Rebound Shotgun)
//pancor bonuses

No such thing as overkill - 100 (25 kills with the PANCOR Shotgun)
The more the merrier - 250 (50 kills with the PANCOR Shotgun)
Buckshot firestorm - 1000 (100 kills with the PANCOR Shotgun)
//spike grenade bonuses

Tactical Grenadier - 100 (25 kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher)
This is how to arc it - 250 (50 kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher)
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love - 1000 (100 kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher)
//grenade dart bonuses

Surprise inside! - 100 (25 kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher)
Five Second Fuse - 250 (50 kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher)
Tag! You're Dead! - 1000 (100 kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher)
//laser cannon bonuses

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER - 100 (25 kills with the Laser Cannon)
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZUR - 250 (50 kills with the Laser Cannon)
LAZOR OVURLOAD! - 1000 (100 kills with the Laser Cannon)
//tavor bonuses

This is my rifle - 100 (25 kills with the Tavor)
Bring on the assault - 250 (50 kills with the Tavor)
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight - 1000 (100 kills with the Tavor)
//arrow gun bonuses

Skewered - 100 (25 kills with the Arrow Gun)
Human Shish Kebab - 250 (50 kills with the Arrow Gun)
Piercing Glare - 1000 (100 kills with the Arrow Gun)
//pipe bonuses

Crude but effective - 100 (25 kills with the Lead Pipe)
Clubby goodness - 250 (50 kills with the Lead Pipe)
Lead Pipe Ninja - 1000 (100 kills with the Lead Pipe)
//acid genade bonuses

Chemical Burn - 100 (25 kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher)
Flesh Melter - 250 (50 kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher)
Corrosive personality - 1000 (100 kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher)

Compare these with what you have in your Thing-Thing acheivement list. Once all of these is filled out, Artifact 19 is yours!

ENJOY!

Thing-Thing Arena 3: Artifact 19 glitch EXLAINED


Comments

Hey man i just looked at ur comix :O theyr awesome man

heheh, dude those are nothin! i have a big book full of comics that i need to scan and put on my website. it has about half the entire pop-soda story panned out. its like 3 years work of random comics stuffed into this book.

I'm having trouble hitting people's feet. Any tips?

get an accurate gun and after that it's just luck. crouch too. good luck man :)

ohhhhhhh so its not all the medals, its also all the achievements........
f*ck that! I just wanted to see what it looked like

Thanks, this helped me out a bunch.

i got all that but still nothing

LIES! seriously!? send a screen shot to me of your thing thing achievements.

Ohh... I got all the medals and I was wondering why I didn't get artifact 19. Well, it'll be a long time before I get all the achievements. (I mean... isn't the OVER 9000 achievement a little bit too hard?)

"Ohh... I got all the medals and I was wondering why I didn't get artifact 19. Well, it'll be a long time before I get all the achievements. (I mean... isn't the OVER 9000 achievement a little bit too hard?)"

Nah, he means all the weapon achievements, not ALL the achievements.

Artifact 19 looks great.

*replying to guy above*
'First off, your newgrounds achievements don't count torward you getting the artifact 19. Press the P button, and select achievements. It is THESE achievements you need to get. A main reason why you probably got the newground achievement but not the Thing-Thing acheivement was because you didn't die. keep in mind you need to die for any Thing-Thing achievement to register. Exiting the window or leaving to the main menu mid-killing spree cancels any achievements you may have gotten.'
That's what he said. I have already got ALL the medals (except that artifact 19 one, duh) and I still don't have artifact 19. So I'm taking his word on it and trying to get all achievements within the game.

OHHH!! Sorry to alejanpll5, I was in fact mistaken. I have actually got all the medals, but I achieved them all on different computers. Now aren't I an idiot, eh?

The spike grenade bonus is fire and shrapnel- what I love, or something, and I got 210 kills and it didn't give me the bonus!!

Any sugestions?

Odd, i had artifact 19 one day but the next day I play the game, its gone. Any ideas on what happened? I doubt my achievements were reset since all or most of my NON NG achievements are still there.

Never mind, I got it back once I found an achievement missing from the Tavor

i cant seem to get all the achevements for artifact 19. But at least i got the secret weapon on thing-thing 4. it tells you how to on my site. If you want to check it out, heres what you need to type: thingtthingfan.googlepages.com.
and it wont work if you google it so just tipe it out in the bar on the top of the page.

So whats up i have to get all arena achivments to get gun??? Plus how do i know if i get a foot shot??

Ehh i dont see why the effort, i got a19 and its not the best weapon, i thing the best weapon is the explosive dart, its easy to get a headshot, and if theres a large group and you stick this arrow in one of theyr heads you get a group headshot! love that weapon got x43 "tag your dead"

How do you get this gun???

Thanks man, this helped me out :)

oh, if you are using an explosive weapon, or one where you get multikills fairly often, it will be harder to get their achievements, because one multikill will count for however many kills you got in your overall kills, but only as one towards the weapon achevement, it took me like 7 straight hours of playing to get A19, but now i'm half way to getting "over 9000!" the laboratory medium level is easiest for me cause the little bunker on the left side, if your down there enemys dont spawn there.

WAT!?!?!? YOU MUST HAVE ALL THESE ACHIEVEMENTS TO UNLOCK IT!?!?!?
SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!